After Laloo…Chor Mandali in queue

J Jayalalitha

Now that Laloo Prasad Yadav has been disgraced and convicted, let’s take a look at the others waiting for a verdict in similar cases.

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister J Jayalalithaa who is facing trial in a disproportionate assets (DA).

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Former Telecom minister A Raja and DMK chief M Karunanidhi’s daughter and MP K Kanimozhi. (2G case)

Former chief minister Karnataka BS Yeddyurappa and his two sons.

G Janardhana Reddy has been in jail for illegal mining for over two years.

In Andhra Pradesh, Jagan Mohan Reddy‘s disproportionate assets case. He might have got bail but not clean chit. Five ministers too fear conviction in the same case. BCCI chief N Srinivasan is also one of the accused.

Congress MP from Pune and former chief of Indian Olympic Association Suresh Kalmadi is also staring at the possibility of being convicted in the Common Wealth Games (CWG) scam.

Former Haryana chief minister and the INLD chief Om Prakash Chautala and his son have already been convicted in the teachers’ recruitment scam.

Former Mumbai Congress chief Kripashankar Singh in disproportionate assets case.
Former BJP President Nitin Gadkari involved in the financial deals of Purti Group

Those who got away with clean chit:
The BSP chief and former UP chief minister Mayawati.
SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav.

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My love-hate relationship with Bal Thackeray

Bal Thackeray

Bal Thackeray was always in awe of the English media, the way it was. He knew how to counter the Marathi media – he belonged to them – but he thought English language newspapers were a different kettle of fish. It may have had something to do with his early job as a cartoonist in Free Press Journal, and a little to do with the fact that his schooling had been in the Marathi medium and he had seen stalwarts like Frank Moraes and Shyamlal in English journalism.
I saw all this when I did my first interview with him.
I’d read the interviews he had given to several opportunist editors who, misusing their editorial independence, went on to make a pile of money and grow in their career. I didn’t want to do that. As a freelance writer, I was a Special Correspondent for Delhi Press’ flagship, ‘Caravan’, and while ‘Caravan’ didn’t sell as well and didn’t have the kind of glamour some Bombay glossies had, it was respected.
I sought an interview with Bal Thackeray, who assumed that I was coming from Delhi (connection: Delhi Press) and was quite enthusiastic to give one more interview. My interview was more on the lines of a ‘court martial’. He’d get angry and reply and I would ask a counter-question. After the interview, he asked me to accompany him to one of his rallies. It was in Kumbharwada. I sat next to him on the dais. I noticed the holes in his socks! I told him that I liked that!!! He smiled. The hostility between us melted. When he got up to deliver his speech, he introduced me to the audience as ‘a journalist who has come all the way from Delhi’ to interview him and touted that as the growing success of the Shiv Sena.
At the end of the rally, he asked one of his sainiks to drop me home.
The loyalty he commanded and the rousing reception he got was a testimony to his popularity. The Marathi manoos was in love with him. I had been quite impressed with the rise of a cartoonist to a phenomenal leader.
The interview was published verbatim, and I sent him a copy.
Within hours, I received a call. He wanted me to come to Sena Bhavan, the same evening. I was ushered in immediately. The issue of ‘Caravan’ with him on the cover was lying on his large desk.. I had thought that he’d be happy to see the colour picture of himself with his famous pipe, taken by his friend Mohan Wagh. Apparently, he was not.
He accepted my hand in his hand – an artist’s delicate hand – and I sat in front of him. He had underlined the captions and sub-headings that he hadn’t liked.
“You saw the response I received, isn’t it?”
“Yes.”
“And you ask the question on the cover: Is Shiv Sena a spent force?”
It was a foolish heading what with the picture of a massive gathering of Marathi Manoos on the cover. But what can a freelance writer do about it after an article is published?
I tried to defend the indefensible. I had known and had written that Sena is going to be in the running for decades. But I tried defending my position with, “I am a freelance writer and cannot control the editorial freedom of renaming an article.”
“But you article is too critical of Sena.”
“You are already aware of what I think of a party based on communal lines. I had asked you those questions and you had answered them. I believe that a communal party with a name like Shiv Sena has no place in a secular democracy.”
“What secularism and what democracy are you talking of?” He asked. The argument went on for some time. Seeing his anger, I didn’t argue as fiercely and let him ‘win all the arguments’.
“And now, what are these foolish lines?” he asked me.
There were several critical references to him and the Sena in the photo-captions, and some lines had also been added to the intro of the article. I had faced similar problems with the interviews with Dawood Ibrahim and Arvind Dholkia too though not in ‘Caravan’.
“As far as I am concerned, my responsibility is limited to the interview. Have I misquoted you anywhere?”
“I don’t care about being quoted or misquoted. I am asking about these lines… here… here… and there…”
“But they are photo-captions. I am not responsible for that.”
“Your name goes with the article. You are responsible for every word.” Thackeray said sternly. He still had no problem with the hard questions and answers as they were accurate. “I know what you asked me and liked your bold questions. You asked me questions I replied to them. But these are not acceptable!”
I countered, “You too worked in a newspaper once. Don’t you know how they operate?”
He believed that a journalist can and should insist on complete control of his article.
“You can argue with me, but you couldn’t argue with your editor,” he taunted me.
“Didn’t you face a similar situation when you were a cartoonist?” I asked. Somehow, that made him very angry and he said, “I don’t want to argue with you. Before I tell you to get out, GET OUT!”
And I got the hell out…
But it being a small world, I’d bump into him. By then, having started his own daily, he had started understanding the limitations under which a freelance writer worked. The next time I bumped into him he smiled, “Caravan journalist…Mohan Deep?”
I was happy. He hadn’t forgotten me. Much later I realized that politicians, dons and film stars never let themselves forget your name.
“I must say that you are gutsy.” He said. I thought he was referring to the same interview but he was talking about some articles about the underworld of Mumbai I had written. I did a few more interviews with him. His Dopahar Ka Saamna even serialized my book “Simply Scandalous: Meena Kumari” and a my exposure “Daastan-E-Dilip Kumar.” My friend Sanjay Nirupam was the Executive Editor at that time.

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Choosing the new Prime Minister of India

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The subject in school used to be “If I was the Prime Minister of the country.”, but I’ll change that to “If I was to choose the Prime Ministerial candidate.”
And my answer:
No, not Manmohan Singh. NoMa sounds like NaMo but that no, never again. In fact, I’d ask everyone to swear off bureaucrats, specially the married ones. They are so used to being obedient and quiet that they could only be rubber stamps. Manmohan Singh seemed promising, but he lost an opportunity no bureaucrat had ever got in the history of our country.
No, not L. K. Advani. It has nothing to do with his age. I would not choose even a 65-year-old Advani. If the label, ‘Maut Ka Saudagar’ suits anyone better than even Narendra Modi, it is Advani. It was his ‘Rath Yatra’ that started the bloody communal hatred with the Babri Masjid demolition, and we continue to pay the price for it. The stupid political system rewarded the BJP for that communal divide, but neither did the BJP, nor Advani do anything for the country that would merit a positive mention in my thoughts. Advani (of ‘Mandir vahin banaayenge‘ fame) didn’t even build the temple, not that I care. No other yatra has done more damage to the country’s harmonious fabric than this one man’s yatra.
Then there is Mulayam Singh, who always reminds me of the Hindu rajas who didn’t go to school.
And no, not Rahul Gandhi, either. Not even if the corrupt regime of the UPA returns. Prime Ministership is not like a career in the movies, where a pushy father goes on producing (even benaami) movies for his untalented Abhishek / Uday / Tusshar / Ritesh baba.
I would not consider Sharad Pawar, as he is not considering himself, either. He is contesting the elections only to be the boss of the Mumbai Cricket Association.
No, no one from South, either. Narsimha Rao had turned me off playing the fiddle (the actural term is harp) like when the Babri was demolished. And H. D. Gowda was just an accident that needs to be forgotten.
I considered J. Jayalalitha, but history shows that (1) women rulers have always been more tyrannical than their male counterparts, and (2) they have their petty agendas. Jayalalitha doesn’t like Chidambaram and if she becomes the Prime Minister, her one-point programme would be ‘Get Chiddu’. Her second and all other points would be acquiring 4,000 saris and 4,000 pairs of expensive shoes from all over the world…for herself.
For reason number 1, I’d not want Mayawati or Mamta, either.
Please don’t mention Arvind Kejriwal. The TV channels might have made him a little more famous and he might have behaved like he was going to rule the country, and the crowd of dancing youngsters might have thought of him as their messiah, but now they’d rather have Narendra Modi. But I don’t like Narendra Modi for the same reason that I don’t like L. K. Advani even if he was 65 years.
So, I think I would rather write about “If I was the Prime Minister of the country.”
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Don’t underestimate the old foxes in BJP

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My caption for the picture would be – L. K. Advani and Shatrughan Sinha in happier and younger times.

It is sad to see L. K. #Advani being forced out of a party he has nurtured from its Jan Sangh days. It was Advani who supported #Namo Narendra Modi and even made him the Chief Minister of Gujarat. Modi remained committed to him as a loyalist till the Jinnah controversy. The controversy ended, but Modi cleverly took the opportunity to walk away ‘over an issue that was a non-issue’.
He parted as he knew that he’d never be able to grow ‘under a large banyan tree’. Advani’s undoing has been his ambition to become the Prime Minister. It wasn’t possible during the days of Atal Behari Vajpayee, when it was touted that he had an image of a hardliner, unacceptable to all the parties. This was obviously a face-saver since he was very much acceptable as number two. He was even acceptable as de facto Prime Minister!
The coming few days will show whether Modi is acceptable to all or this causes a vertical split.
Don’t underestimate the old foxes in the BJP. Advani is not alone. From Yashwant Sinha to Shatrughan Sinha… he has many friends in the party.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/NewDelhi/Angry-Advani-shoots-off-resignation-letter-BJP-in-crisis-after-Modi-s-promotion/Article1-1073929.aspx

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R R Patil – The Height of Arrogance

The height of arrogance. If the Deputy CM of Maharashtra offers urine to the drought hit farmers – even his apology was not visible on his arrogant face – another NCP minister seems as haughty…
R R Patil, the Home Minister wants his car (state-owned and with lal batti) directly reach the aircarfts! No frisking, and of course no walking on the tarmac for any minister (Sushil Kumar Shinde is driven in airport car up to the aircraft) unless it is during ‘once in five years begging for the votes’ and no security checks!
This is ridiculous in a State where the former Home Ministers, belonging to the same NCP with home he shares the surname – Padamsingh Patil – is charged with murder! Patil was produced in a judicial court in Panvel yesterday and has been remanded to CBI custody till June 14.
The CBI have in their possession confession of an accused in the case against Patil. As always happens in case of VIPs charged with serious crimes, besides denials, the defence also is raising the issue of the health of the minister.

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Saw ‘Bombay Talkies’.
Bollywood folks are notorious for sneaking in their agenda whenever they have an opportunity and taking the industry colleagues for a jolly ride.
Celebration of 100 years provided this opportunity to Karan Johar and company.
Here is the official agenda: to glorify the magic of films.
Here is the unstated agenda:
1. To project gay angst. Karan’s film.
2. To curry favours with Katrina Kaif. For this Zoya Akhtar has blatantly glorified Katrina as an inspiring symbol, an angel and messenger for the children. Yeh alag baat hai ke the message is the same old one: follow your dream.
3. To pacify and glorify Amitabh Bachchan. Nothing wrong with it except that it is Anurag Kashyap doing it. He had a public spat with Bachchan and won over the Bachchan with this eulogy. Ye alag baat hai ke the writer of the original story has dragged him to court for stealing his story.
4. To cut down Salman Khan, Kajol and Ajay Devgn to size by not including them in the title song and by avoiding any mention of the three. This way Karan Johar is currying favours with Shah Rukh Khan who hates the ground Salman and Ajay walk. Kajal, though might have opted out to show her support for husband Ajay Devgn.
5. Now that Bal Thackeray is no more, to quietly bring Bombay back in the vocabulary.
6. To rename Bollywood (which appears mocking the 100 year old industry) Bombay Talkies. I had once suggested replacing this silly name with Bombay. But industry folks were scared. I suggested Bombay as Hollywoodland was the name of the city where they started making movies. The film industry there was named Hollywood. Here the Bombay film industry had been named Bollywood, Bengali as Tollywood ( ref: Tollygung), Madras industry as Mollywood and Lahore industry as Lollywood. It is as if wood = films.
But Bollywood has stuck and it’d be difficult to rename it…

As for the 4 story-movie, the only story worth watching is Dibakar Bannerjee’s. You can skip the rest.

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Cyrus Broacha, Jayalalithaa and Katju

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Jayalalithaa Jayaram, the Chief Minister of Tamilnadu has sued Cyrus Broacha.
I am really surprised that Cyrus Broacha, who has written 3759 humour pieces, done 2314 stand-up shows and has spoofed all the politicians in the country including Jayalalithaa didn’t know that the politicians today don’t have a sense of humor. They can abuse, shout, burp, talk (with or without topic), digress, fart, threaten, assault, rape, murder, make promises, make tall promises, accept bribes…But they can’t laugh at themselves. He stupidly thought that she would laugh at his jokes. Or perhaps, he thought she doesn’t know English! Or may be Cyrus believed that, like his book (I forget the name), his show CNN’s IBN’s ‘The Week that wasn’t’ too isn’t!
But his ‘The Week that wasn’t’ is. Continue reading “Cyrus Broacha, Jayalalithaa and Katju”

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Why does Sanjay Nirupam (and everyone else) look down at actresses?

Smriti Irani made much ado about NOT playing a nautch girl in one of the serials of Ekta Kapoor and insisted on doing another sober character! This news was flashed in papers too.
This was obviously because of Congress MP Sanjay Nirupam’s crack about her in a TV debate. In the charged atmosphere, with parliamentary elections in 2014 and everyone (including women’s organizations) wanting his share of attention Sanjay’s remark blew into a controversy. Continue reading “Why does Sanjay Nirupam (and everyone else) look down at actresses?”

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Why are Katju and Jaya batting for Sanju?

An actor is no actor if he can’t charms the pants off a girl or the candy off a kid. Advertisers pay millions for this quality, to sell their products, and the political parties beg them to campaign for them.
Rajesh Khanna was a sadist. Under the influence of liquor, he’d remove his belt and bash his secretary, friends (read chamchas) and even the women in his life (ask Anju Mahendru, Dimple Khanna, Tina Munim and Anita Advani) and yet, win them over with apologies, smiles and gifts. I remember Dimple talking about how Kaka angrily pulled an earring from her ear and leaving her ear lobes damaged and bleeding. She had walked out on him only to return when he used his charm on her. Few will believe it thanks to the charm of the superstar.
Amitabh Bachchan used this charm to win over the press of the entire country when he was embroiled in Bofors scandal.
Rekha always used it while buying expensive diamonds or furs, asking the shops to charge her (then) current ‘boy friend’ (whoever he’d be).
Continue reading “Why are Katju and Jaya batting for Sanju?”

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On the hanging of Afzal Guru

Whatever else, we have a decisive President in Pranab Mukherjee! Afzal Guru’s is the second hanging that he cleared – the first being Ajmal Kasab.
The earlier President, Pratibha Patil of silk saris and phoren jaunts – and her husband’s murder case as well as several chhota mota controversies, all showing her negatively – was a bad joke. She ‘didn’t have time’ to touch the appeals of those sentenced to death and then, she became an angel of mercy!
She gave Presidential pardon to 30 convicted and waiting to be hanged.
These thirty had barbarically murdered 60 women and children! One of them had brutally killed a child of six. Two others had gang raped and murdered the 10 year old daughter of a jailor on the prison premises! In another case, two persons had killed five members of a family and sexually assaulted the 15-year-old daughter of the family. I have two questions if this was Pratibha Patil just being against capital punishment on principle.
One: Why has she never expressed this view in any article / seminar / speech / interview?
Two: Why did she keep the files undecided for 28 months?
As it is, the legal procedure is very long and in case of capital punishment, longer. And that, in some way, is our strength too.
But the indecisiveness of the Presidents in such vital matters is unpardonable.
It is also clear that, a year before the elections, Congress is jittery.
Steps are being taken to woo the people and to blunt the criticism of the opposition.
Hindu Right Wing organizations and political parties were always demanding the hanging of Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru. Well, that issue is over.
This year will see many more gifts, many promises from UPA.

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